Redskins Drinking Game: 2010 Home Edition

Take one drink any time: 

• Stephon Heyer is called for a false start
• Santana Moss gives the first-down signal himself after a catch (example shown at right)
• Laron Landry flexes after a tackle
• Clinton Portis has a look of bewilderment on the sideline
• Brian Orakpo is held and a penalty is not called
• Clinton Portis appears disinterested on the sideline
• Sam Huff praises London Fletcher
• Kareem Moore flies up from his free safety spot only to whiff on a tackle
• Sonny Jorgensen plugs his cigar, the SJ9
• Anthony Armstrong’s semi-pro football career is not topic of conversation when he is discussed
• Danny Smith is shown aggressively chewing gum (example shown at right)
• Albert Haynesworth is mentioned in a sentence that does not also include the word “million”
• Casey Rabach is manhandled
• Dan Snyder is shown whispering in the ear of someone wealthy in his box
• Sam Huff praises the opposing team’s middle linebacker
• Laron Landry does the head bob
• Clinton Portis has a dazed look on the sideline
• Kyle Shanahan’s age is mentioned when his name comes up
• Santana Moss spins the football after a catch
• Dan Snyder is shown whispering in the ear of someone famous in his box (exmaple shown below)
• Larry Michael mentions Silver Spring
• Stephon Heyer is called for holding
• Laron Landry smashes one fist into the other palm
• Mike Sellers stokes his goatee
• Kyle Shanahan is shown with a play-card in front of his mouth
• Brian Orakpo is held and a penalty is called
• Reed Doughty makes an impactful special teams play
• Television announcers praise Albert Haynesworth for “taking up” or “occupying” blockers
• Sonny Jorgensen plugs the Washington Post
• Clinton Portis has a hood or towel over his head (example shown at right)
• Larry Michael mentions an anecdote about chatting with a player at Redskin Park
• Joey Galloway’s age is not mentioned when his name comes up

Finish your drink when:

• Devin Thomas lines up on offense
• Carlos Rogers catches an interception
• Sam Huff correctly pronounces Kemoeatu
• Santana Moss spins the football and makes the first-down sign after a catch
• Announcers discuss Dan Snyder’s desire to win and/or willingness to spend
• Larry Michael offers objective criticism of the home team
• DeAngelo Hall injuries an opposing player
• Clinton Portis is shown and his Denver years are mentioned
• Mike Sellers awkwardly attempts to hurdle a defender (see examples below)

    

• There is a discussion of the amount of free Papa John’s toppings available on Monday
• Donovan McNabb’s age is compared to that of Steve Young and/or John Elway during their championships
• Laron Landry injuries a teammate
• Television broadcast pans to a shot of [insert national monument], nearly 10 miles from FedEx Field
• Reed Doughty makes an impactful non-special teams play

Empty the liquor cabinet if:

• Dan Snyder is shown in luxury box without burgundy tie, gold tie, or burgundy/gold tie
• Mike Shanahan’s tan wears off
• Devin Thomas makes a catch on offense
• Bruce Allen is shown in luxury box without burgundy tie, gold tie, or burgundy/gold tie
• Sam Huff correctly pronounces Lichtensteiger

 

NOTE: When the radio broadcast is thrown to Rick ‘Doc’ Walker, please refer to The ‘Doc’ Walker Drinking Game

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